Full size top 10 list *1 funny Chuck Norris facts

Seeing how I didn’t do a list yesterday I thought I would do a simple but funny one today.
This week I will count down the best made up Chuck Norris facts chucknorrisfacts.com

10. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

9. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

8. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

7. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

6. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

5. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

4. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

2. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Hope you have enjoyed this week’s top list, next week will be top 10 best machinima.

Lol, my favorite:

The history of the universe.
First there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris punched that nothing in the face and told it to get a job.

But if at 1st there was nothing then there couldnt of been chuck norris lol

lol, Chuck Norris is eternal.

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